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Wankband Lets You Charge your Electronics by Wanking It
February 27, 2015
bleuvoodoo
Don't let your friend talk you into to helping him charge his.
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maunoooh
I'd charge up the whole city with this. I'd be invincible!
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anothercookie90
I can't tell if this is serious or not. It's still February
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docwilson
This is the future of alternative energy, my friends.
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checky
I can't believe I'm about to go to Pornhub and not watch porn.
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amijustamoodybastard
With how often they move their hands, Italy will soon be producing enough power to control the universe.
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DocSupreme
Plug me in, the worlds energy crisis is now over.
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IcecoldDavis
Big Oil is officially doomed.
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NoTie
The good news... an infinite supply of energy for my iPhone. The bad news... Phone will last only about 30 seconds at a time. Then sleep for 8 hours.
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oldandgrumpy01
Pay attention, fuckwits. This...THIS is a goddamn Kickstarter. Not your stupid dripless coffee cup or your Next Big Thing That Doesn't Need A Fucking Kickstarter Because You're Already An Established Company, You Assholes. But this, a Jackoff Power Bracelet.
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redman042
I can imagine the bragging that will happen among owners of this device: "I can fully charge an iPhone in one hour. " "Oh yeah, well I can supercharge a Tesla in 30 minutes!"
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WHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT
I call bullshit. A laptop would at least need a 5-10 person orgy to charge that battery.
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zmanbarzell
that's why Apple bought BEATS
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GB
This is a stroke of genius....
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Vorador
Come again?
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comox
Hey, what are you doing In there son? Oh, nothing dad, just, uh, charging my mobile...
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