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He still had all of his appendages afterwards, so isn't that what's really important here?

Texas Man Stabbed by Roommate for being too Loud during Threesome
September 04, 2014
break4tea
As someone whose roommates have extremely fake pornstar worthy orgasms, I get this. People gotta sleep yo.
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bigdo
extreme case of cock-blockery....
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Pickwick2
Did the roomie not have a tie to put on the door knob?
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Prototype Atheist
King of the cockblockers
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nancy/still hopeful
roommate wanted...no knives allowed.
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bastalready
He's NEVER gonna get invited to a birthday party that way.
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Snake Plissken
Texas is taking advantage of the short work week to make a run at topping Florida
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I am Lrrr!
Texas was Florida before Florida was Florida.
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Hatless Suspect
Dude. It was just a Plano threesome. No reason to go on a Killeen spree.
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Charles Lightning Rod
I guess he was angry for not being invited to the threesome, he will now meet the open arms of big Earl.
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Graham Rooney
Not a happy ending.
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Carlos Alexander Bailey
Somebody is jelly...
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Derp2Derp
I'm confused, were they from Florida and just visiting Texas? Or is there a town in Florida called 'Texas'?
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BigAsn
What the story doesn't say is that the women were Narcisso's sister and mother.
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Cherith McCutestory
The first words from the victim upon waking up in the hospital were "worth it".
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ManchuCandidate
I don't think this is what he expected for multiples and penetration.
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toothpetard
Wrong kind of stabbing for a foursome.
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PopChips
I've reached the age where Birthday Cake beats out Birthday Sex, assuming the cake has buttercream frosting. (Who knows how many more birthdays I have left. I'm not wasting one on that whipped topping frosting shit.) Plus who's ever heard of someone breaking down your door and stabbing you because you were eating birthday cake too loud.
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SquidEatinDough
That was very self-centered, Narcisso.
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BayAreaRob
A Texan solving a problem without a gun, he will go to prison for this.
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