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What's wrong with a man who cares about his hygiene?

Texas Man Accused of Assaulting his Girlfriend Because She Wouldn't Smell his Armpit
November 20, 2015
Donald_Keyman
"Robinson Pinilla-Bolivar’s girlfriend claims that as she was washing dishes, Pinalla-Bolivar asked her to smell his armpit. She says she said no ... he responded by hitting her on the back of the head with a closed fist, and then held a knife to her." wat
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B_oconnor
I live in Midland, I wouldn't put it past some if the people here
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theclassicoversharer
Does anyone else have those play fights with your significant other where you chase them around and try to make them smell your armpits?
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chikenl0rd
what a time to be alive
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SkullKidFranky
Was he wearing deodorant?
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txurchin
Pffft.. Florida Man would have assaulted his girlfriend with more flair, for not licking his armpit.
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squiggleslash
As someone living in Florida right now, thank you Texas for taking on some of the burden of hosting these kinds of stupid story...
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atx_write
This is my hometown, I saw it on Facebook last night. Typical Midland shit. You know Midland is the hometown of Laura and President George W. Bush, right?
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Superedbaron
In Florida it would be reversed " man assaults himself because he couldn't smell his own armpits".
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bart2278
My girlfriend does this to me all the time...minus the knife and punch to the back of the head.
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TonyIsGettingUpset
The pitfall of this relationship.
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fr003
I can safely bet some insignificant amount of money this man was at least born in florida, or has florida genes
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