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America: Destroying the young American's entrepreneurial spirit one lemonade stand at a time. 

Texas Cops Shut Down 7 and 8-Year-Old Girls' Lemonade Stand
June 11, 2015
bazooked
Dear Texas: Suck a dick. It is just a lemonade stand. With regards: Someone from a better state.
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LongswordD10
They also seem to be employing underage workers.
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boogalymoogaly
"we run the lemonade racket in this town"
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tydestra
Dude, the line between real and made up by the Onion gets thinner every day.
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Null_Reference_
I sleep safer knowing that this scum is off the streets.
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desertblaster72
Steal a persons rights, then sell them back to that person: licensing
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Falcon9857
Sounds like someone called it in and the cops had to come and enforce it.
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TBlueshirtsV22
How do you think that 911 call went? "911 what is your emergency?" "My neighbor is undergoing in some illegal activity and I need an officer here immediately" "Are you okay ma'am?" "Yes. She has the lemonade stand and is operating it without a permit" "I'm sorry what?" "How soon can the patrol car get here?"
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abdada
I hope they tasered these felons.
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Senor_Tucan
Alright kids, your days of crime are over. Damn fine police work Johnson, I'll expect a report on my desk Monday morning.
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GRINGOxFLAMINGO
One less empire taken off the streets for good. Both of them are scum who probably used the lemonade stand to launder their dirty drug money.
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EuniceAphroditois
That'll teach her not to pay protection money to the state
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boy_aint_right
How's that "small government" working for you, Texas?
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jerkytart
"The sisters plan to try again this weekend. Instead of selling their lemonade, they'll give it away for free and accept donations." Hilarious. They found the loophole.
wastingtoomuchthyme
was a SWAT team deployed?
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Conchobair
"they were trying to raise about $100 for a Father's Day present. They wanted to take him to Splash Kingdom." There's the crime. Taking the kids to a water park isn't a present for dad. That's a chore. I'll bet the dad called the cops and shut them down.
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