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Student Faces Assault Charge for Throwing Baby Carrot at Teacher
October 23, 2015
JobberGobber
This has given me one of the hardest laughs in some time. a baby carrot was used as a weapon Aliya is currently suspended for launching the vegetable assault and battery with a weapon “They may offer her counseling, sort of a carrot at the end of a stick." Excellent.
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czarsmackey
This wouldn't have happened if the teachers all had baby carrots.
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psmitty914
I had teachers throw chalk at me on multiple occasions now I kind of wish I could press charges against them.
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Master-Chief-Kief
You should have killed them in self defense.
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CarouselambraSucks
We had a teacher we despised so we would put thumbtacks in her chair to sit on.. Thank goodness for the 90's and lax principals.
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Beehog24
WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT A CARROT!
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_____NOPE_____
The teacher should get fired for grocery misconduct.
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repTEAlia
"Hey Aliya, cool carrot. How'd you like to bring it to the White House?"
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DilltheDough
Funny how words can be used. A baby carrot we all laugh. But what if it was a swordfish?
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Shamms
Did anyone else stop reading at baby for a split second? Don't throw babies you guys...
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Mharbor2003
They both look like redneck assholes. This girl is trouble and it is written all over her face.
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NateOmgStop
lmao they measured the carrot with a ruler. What the fuck hahaha All I can imagine are a bunch of teachers sitting around a table with the math teacher at the head of the table measuring the carrot. He slowly looks up, takes off his glasses, and says, "My God...it's almost 2 inches..." 3 of the teachers gasp and 1 begins sobbing quietly.
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