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Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

South Carolina Man Arrested for Trying to Steal a Fleshlight and Condom
September 19, 2014
RedWillDanaher
Just give him a pocket pussy. He doesn't look like the sort to ever access a real one.
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dothedew
Well, they do call it a pocket pussy. Where else was he supposed to put it?
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Denzel Washyourtongue
He fucked himself, before he fucked himself. That's impressive. What do you think the condom was for btw? I can't imagine that any sex is on his menu if he's stealing fake pussy's let alone, safe sex.
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Neugen
Awww, for the love of Meth....
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The following string of comments deserve a medal...
Hellephant: Lord of the Prance
I wouldn't be surprised if he gets off.
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cheerful_exgirlfriend
I dunno, it seems like he really blew it.
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Hellephant: Lord of the Prance
I would never have marked him for a prickpocket.
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Takkiebos
He won't escape the warm hand of justice.
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Hellephant: Lord of the Prance
It was only by a stroke of luck that he was caught.
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UncleCCClaudius
He's in for a load of ribbing.
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HypnoCat
Well, he has it coming.
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DocSpook75
I hope he doesn't get whacked in lock-up.
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