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How else is he supposed to talk with God? He's all the way in the clouds. 

Preacher Asks Congregation to Donate $65 Million for New Private Jet
March 16, 2015
Today in news that will make you light a candle for the loss of humanity's dignity....

A Georgia preacher named Creflo Dollar (CREFLO. DOLLAR.) asked his congregation, and whomever else would like to contribute, for $65 million.

What was he going to do with it? Feed the poor? Build shelters for the homeless? No, those would be things that Jesus would do.

No, Mr. Dollar needs $65 million for a top-of-the-line private jet, the Gulfstream G650, because he needs to (I shit you not, this is a real quote) "continue to blanket the globe with the Gospel of Grace".

Let him know how you feel on his Twitter: https://twitter.com/Creflo_Dollar
dmitrifarkas
His motherfucking name is creflo dollar, what did you people expect?
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DutchHater
No one is going to use the "closer to God" excuse?
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wwarnout
This is wrong on so many levels
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MisterDrProf
What else would people use that money for anyway? To feed starving children? To help those in need? Bah! I would totally convert to Christianity if it meant I'd get a private jet!
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spaetzele
I hope this attracts the attention of the IRS.
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blackgreygreen
There's a reason it's called a flock. They're getting fleeced.
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ronm4c
He said the previous plane troubles were a "sign from god" that he should have a new private jet. I think its much more likely a sign from god to not fly around the world preaching a bunch of horseshit.
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moose_tassels
Oy! Jesus would slap the shit out of him.
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Leprechorn
"Now turn the other cheek, motherfucker"
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MrJDouble
Nothing says walking with God like a 65 million dollar private jet.
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asistverboten
Can't do God's work from Economy class! Jesus wants him to travel in style!
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