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I had an ex-girlfriend that was an assassin, too. An emotional assassin :(.

NASCAR Driver Kurt Busch Says his Ex-Girlfriend is a Deadly Trained Assassin
January 14, 2015
OnTheJob11
When I read this on ESPN, i kept checking to make sure it wasn't the onion. WTF.
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keeperofthedingo
This is the kind of thing NASCAR needed to do to get my interest.
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ColinZealSE
One thing is true though, either Kurt or Patricia is deranged.
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krystallynn04
All women are trained assassins, just don't piss them off.
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TheCaptainsTubing
This might be first real life situation that's impossible to porn parody.
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sailboatprojector
Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.
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highmodulus
Seems like this is a race for pole position of the Crazy 500.
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dwoods04
coming soon to a theater near you, True Lies meets Day of Thunder in "Busch League Assassin"
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nightporter
So She's single now?
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OB1_kenobi
This is so much better than Talladega Nights.
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wrongsaysfred
Next on news: Kurt Busch dies 'mysteriously' in a freak car accident, Driscoll nowhere to be found
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Tagged: Viral, WTF, nascar, news, Epic, Crazy
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