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I pity the fools who green lighted this show.

Mr T Set to Star in a New Home Improvement Show Called I Pity the Tool
March 20, 2015
notenoughspaceforthe
When you read things like this, do you ever stop and think to yourself, "I wonder what these executive meetings are like?" Cause there has to be some guy passionately pitching something like this, right?
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That one guy
The show could be about Mr. T watching paint dry and I'd still watch it. Let me take my vitamins, grab a glass of milk, stay in school, and Pitty the fool who doesn't watch this show.
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shaunyballs
He's just gonna scream at nails and they'll pop out from sheer terror. No need for crowbars
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King_330
I feel bad for those hammers..
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sleepyhollow_101
Why is it that I can only think of Tim the Tool Man Taylor?
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blackbart1
Why not a whole channel? Music: I Pity the Boola Boola HVAC Maintenance: I Pity the Cool Ghost Hunting: I Pity the Ghoul Classic Guns: I Pity the Duel Fashion Accessories: I Pity the Jewel Animal Husbandry: I Pity the Mule Carpentry: I Pity the Newel Water Sports: I Pity the Pool Monarchy: I Pity the Rule Star Trek: I Pity the Sulu Knitting: I Pity the Wool Holidays: I Pity the Yule Ghostbusters: I Pity the Zuul
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gfisch95
Still undecided on whether this would be fantastically awful, or just regular awful.
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grungebot5000
this is the happiest I've been in the past 14 years
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r3flex_MMA
I pity the tool that watches this show
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Umm_Actually
It would be hard to choose between Mr. T's home improvemt show or Vanilla Ice's home improvement show (if one had to make s choice). One of them taught us the value of being somebody (lest we be somebody's fool), the other passed down the admonition to "stop, collaborate, and listen," which I think are wise words of guidance in this troubling and oft-divisive world.
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George
My prediction for those houses: PAIN.
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