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Test him for PED's

November 20, 2015
chre0741
Good thing the race course was lined with tires, in case he careens out of control!
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Keith Horan
And he went up an incline none the less...
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Pragy Agarwal
This tortoise will never realize just how badass it is.
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Mike S
Take advantage of the attention while you can, create a brand name like "Bertie's" or something, berties tortoise feed, bertie's tortoise psychology primer,... any kind of tortoise products. People like winners.
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graduator14
Try the slow-mo cam to be able to capture him on film for the naked eye to see!
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Keith Horan
Oh man, I heard they may be testing Bertie for performance enhancing drugs. He swears he didn't know what was in the strawberries. Personally I would love to believe that. Bertie, say it ain't so!!
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Chris Don
im blinded by how fast that thing goes
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Miklo San Roman
That tortoise is a boss.
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MrJabakker
wow, 0.28 miles per second
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Mia Burgdorf
Turtles have girl friends? lol
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TheUnsuper
literally pissing on the competition
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Jason “The Core” Altidor
Most would be happy, but the tortoise seemed pissed.
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