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Edward Smith's love life has been in overdrive for the last 48 years. By his count, he's had more than 1,000 sex partners -- but only one of those was actually human. Smith, 63, is a "mechaphile," ...

October 16, 2013
Bike Commuter
If he were to try to do it with a bicycle, would they lock him up for pedalphilia?
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Trent Fuhriman
He's got 999 problems but a car aint one.
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freddsky
As long as the car is of legal age, I have no objections if they wed. It's when people sneak into auto factories and start fumbling with the parts that I get my dander up.
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jaredbrain
So the car has to be 18 yrs old? Cuz a '99 VW isn't 18 yet.
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freddsky
What a silly comment. Would you wait until your dog or cat was 18? CAR YEARS. So obviously.
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Craig Schultz
I don't know which is worse, fumbling with their parts when they are pre-natal or dismantling their junk when they become decrepit! There ought to be a law!!!
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freddsky
He may want to amend the ceremony slightly...."till death deals us parts?"
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samairclean
And here i thought "auto-erotica" meant something else.
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UsofA
His sex drive must leave him exhausted.
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chesscub
You know the car was asking for it by the bumper sticker it wore.
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Recon9143
DAT BUMPER
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Devin Spiering
I wonder if he stoops to banging buicks
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LisaDawnn
Turns her on.....rides her.....lubes her......never rear-ended her....takes her to the drive-in....pays her tickets then trades her in for a newer model! Ya know, THAT kinda relationship.
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MetalHimera
I think that's like some fetishist stuff for him
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nikanj
All right, if it makes people happy and doesn't harm others then I have no problem with it. But I doubt he's owned over 1,000 cars and having sex with someone else's car in a garage at night is vandalism, trespassing and can possibly spread disease.
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