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Man Sexually Attracted to Playground Equipment Banned from Anywhere with a Slide
September 22, 2015
mateogg
Filed under "proof that I'm not the weirdest person alive".
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Ewinnd
I like how they are preserving that slide's anonymity.
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CoolOutcast
No, ma'am I wasn't flashing your kid... I was flashing... errr the slide! Yes! I was flashing the slide!
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TeaDrinkingRedditor
If I was in his shoes I'd just build my own playground in my garden. That way I can have playground sexy times whenever I want.
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luke_in_the_sky
Maybe he have a slide rape fetish. Having his own playground is like marriage or hiring a hooker.
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Miss_Sangwitch
To be fair, a slide isn't the worst thing a guy could molest on a playground.
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Novawurmson
I think at this point, his life has hit a sharp decline Though that might be exactly what he wants.
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opheliaks
Man I'd love to crawl inside these people's heads for... 8 mins seems adequate
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2Thebreezes
He's a swinger....literally.
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razorbladez2112
He had best be careful with that slide sex, it's a slippery slope.
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PlatzhirschDe
That slide was asking for it, look how it exposes its bare aluminium - imagine the sound if you were trying to slide down on bare skin "skreeeeeeeesh" - its nice curves, the way the tip becomes thinner... I need a slide now.
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toeofcamell
How exactly do you fuck a slide? I'm curious
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eastbayted
You just go down on it.
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