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I support the war on sugar. http://gawker.com/man-sold-a-cop-a-crushed-up-pop-tart-and-told-him-it-wa-1633860142/all

Man Sells Cocaine to an Undercover Cop, Cocaine was Actually Pop-Tart
September 12, 2014
VeeDeeisFreeforYouANDMe
That's re-tarted.
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Leprechaun
highly addictive and can lead to obesity/diabetes, lock him up and throw away the key.
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NurembergVials
Hypothetically, if you sell someone fake drugs has a crime been committed? I suppose selling someone fake goods would constitute some sort of fraud but what happens when the goods in question are illegal and the actual goods you sold (sugar for example) are legal?
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Jerry-Netherland
An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a flaky white glazed crust!
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TheSarge
Since when did american drugs laws make any kind of sense?
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timeoutofmind
should be charged with selling counterfeit food. poptarts taste like cardboard paste bonded with fruit-flavour-infused dr scholl's foot pads.
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GregSamsa
Well, a guy once tried to convince me that crushed-up Halls was meth. So it happens. Just wish I'd been an undercover cop so I could get retribution.
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CharmingMan
Cocaine > Pop Tarts > Crack
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ondiac
I think "field tested" = "looked at bag and observed the jelly filling" in this case. I've only seen crack in stock photos but it didn't look like pop tarts.
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IcecoldDavis
Was it Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon? They are the crack of Pop Tarts.
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wcleaverkgb
Hey, cinnamon-apple and blueberry frosted cocaine could really boost a slumping market. Just think of the wonderful cartoon characters.
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Gen.Fatassery
I don't think he understood what his friend meant when he said the strawberry ones were "like crack".
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KMahlon
Crushing a pop tart should be a life sentence!
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Billy Ray Donovan
I knew those things were fucking addictive.
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Cog in a Granfalloon
I'm pretty impressed that squad car had a toaster handy to field test the product with.
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Elle W
Asking for crack and getting crushed poptart sounds like a win-win to me
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MrHaroHaro
I will ask that you please remove that picture and not sully Toaster Strudel's good name.
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