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"I'm getting too old for this malarkey." 

September 23, 2014
Lemon Sauce
Ungrateful swan, i would have shot its head off with me shotgun, fucktard attacking for saving it's shitty chicken? wtf I would have pecked that swan to death with me pitchfork, fucking selfish cunt I would have called the russian embassy and initiated a tactital nuclear missile up it's fucking feathery ass
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John L
Please do everyone a favour and never populate
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Max Zhu
Just like parenting, it's a thankless job.
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fatshinobi
Who's the dumbfuck standing behind doing nothing to help?
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uaedaien
Someone who doesn't want to get in the way of a professional. Try not being a moron in the future. 
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Samuel Benbow
The Swan is my spirit animal. So beautiful, so angry. Like a 90s supermodel who's a little past her prime.
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Quality Hot Fuzz reference incoming...
Kristy Jett
"Hello yes, the swan's escaped."
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Tessa Robles
That dad swan totally clocked the baby in the head that last time.
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baantacron
He is one of the most British people I have ever seen. A swan is trying to beat him up so he scolds the swan. "Don't do that, don't be silly, stop it."
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horrblspellun
I thought "Now I can go resume my dinner, which I was in the middle of when we came out" was twice as British. So stoic.
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Legaladvice420
They really fukin are. I tought a rowing class, and these fuckin swans would get in the way all the damn time. They would get in front of the skulls, and then sit on the paddles when you waited to get past them, and when you tried to move, they'd get all pissy that you tried to get them off your paddle. Really, you fuckin swan. You're a bird. Grow up.
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fishcatdog
like a proper boss this one he is
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pantsoff
Had he been American however it would have resulted in a pile driver followed by some freedom tazering.
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Andshu
It was like an irrational drunk dude. "I just helped you." "I DONT GIVE A FUCK DUDE, FUCKING TRY ME."
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smallbluetext
Swan is pulling a real tough "COME AT ME BRO!" stance. Nice form!
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