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Great. Now we have to burn down all the banana trees. Hope you're happy, spiders. 

Man is Surprised to Find Deadly Spiders in Bananas He Bought
March 13, 2015
not_fun_at_all
"Last September a woman in Essex had to incinerate her hoover after finding eggs in bananas she bought from Tesco." Appropriate response? I'd like to think so. Killitwtihfire
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breakfast_sandwiches
4 hour erection. Banana for scale.
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songoffthebeach
I guess the black bits in bananas are really tarantula eggs after all.
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VladiMatt
And now I'm never gonna eat a banana ever again.
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LotusCobra
This article REALLY focuses on the erection part, as if the bananas being infected with non-erection giving spiders would have been OK.
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pilgrimboy
Good marketing trick, Tesco. You're not fooling me.
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SpaghettiPatrolla
"Tesco were a bit useless, I was really concerned about the possibility of this dangerous spider and spider eggs in my house and really wanted some helpful advice on how to act" So you call the grocery store customer service to ask them about what do when banana spiders get in your house?
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Kosentekina
Sounds like Tesco stock may be on the "rise."
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Dawn Levesque
FLAME THROWER
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John Miller
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Hironimous Nostril
Does one have to fancy the spider?
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LeePefley
An erection to die for. I'd settle for an hour and a half.
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KKK_666
Bought 4 boxes and no spiders...want my money back.
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Shenko-wolf
...wife later disappointed to find no more in stock.
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