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Guess which state this was in. Go on, guess!

Jewel Thief Takes Nap Robbing House, Gets Picture taken by Police
September 10, 2014
siccy
Even the cops in Florida are making fun of Florida now.
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giantssuck3
If I'm a mattress maker and I can find SOME way to prove that is my company's mattress...I am running with that all day...
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PostedByGhosts-
"Wonder what's the thread count on these damn... ....these ...damn...zzzzzzzzzzz"
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TheHellANDTheHighWater
Sleep Number bed strikes again.
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thomas198763
So i'm going take his thin nutritionally deficient body and the scabs all over his face and presume meth had some role in this.
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lurkedfortoolong
how the hell do you fall asleep in that position?
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Captainoh
At this point, I'm starting to believe that FL is just trolling the rest of us.
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SpottedHyena
I'm glad he used a zip-lock bag. It keeps jewels fresh and delays their expiry.
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Listerfiend17
I sincerely hope the cops had enough restraint to draw penises on his face before arresting him.
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barelybruiseme
This is what happens on the 5th day without sleep, meth users! Remember to have enough methamphetamine on hand to do the burglaries you need to do to feed the habit!
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natdawg
So pennies and nickels are Florida jewels?
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JudgeHoldin
That's a man experiencing the opulence of 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton for the first time
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WashedUpSportscaster
#FloriDUH needs to be used far more often...
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PootMcFruitcakes
Is it "stolen" when he's still inside the house? It's essentially "re-arranged" at the moment.
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Per S
Cat burglars sleep 16 to 20 hours a day. He probably just found a nice warm place in the sun.
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Tagged: WTF, Florida, Robbery, Stupid, Viral
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