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What I wouldn't give to be Jackie Chan in this story. 

October 09, 2014
farceur318
I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can. This is probably what heaven is like.
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Yetis
Please calm down. I can only get so erect.
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cwutididthar
Jackie always okay!
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parker_dub
Jackie Chan does all his own memes.
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Ask_Me_What_Love_Is
I just want Jackie Chan to hold me as long as he can.
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tallyrand
Jackie Chan is the Mr Rogers of Martial Arts movies
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CALL_OF_THE_TURD
aww he says, "my best story... forever". He seems so sweet.
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OnBehalfOfEverone
This made me smile. Jackie Chan seems genuinly nice.
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Cobalted
He is super nice. He has a pet koi fish that responds to commands in two languages and enjoys belly rubs. Nobody with a friendly bilingual pet fish can be mean.
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brucenasty
those rippling muscles caressing you
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