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Just like Romeo and Juliet. 

Girlfriend and Ex Jump into River to Make Boyfriend Choose which to Save
March 19, 2015
Ok, here's the story that isn't complete bullshit....

A Chinese man named Wu Hsu had broken up with his previous girlfriend, Jun Tang, and started a new relationship with a new girl, Rong Tsao.

Unfortunately for Wu and his new love, Jun wasn't going to take the breakup lightly. Over the course of three months, Jun harrassed the lovebirds, until one day Wu had enough and demanded they all meet to end the incessant harrassment.

Right away, this is a bad idea. What kind of sane man would bring a jilted ex and his new girlfriend within a mile of each other?

They went through it regardless and, as expected, it was a disaster. Instead of talking like adults (they're all in their early 20's), Jun threw herself into a nearby river demanding that Wu jump in and save her. Not to be outdone, Rong also jumped in and demanded he make a choice right then and there to save the one he wanted to be with.

Wu saved Rong, and called his brother to save Jun, who was eventually rescued by firemen after Jun called a friend to say she was stuck in mud.

This writer's opinion? Bitches be cray.
Telamar
The final line of the article is extra onion-ish.
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GuyB
He can say that since he loves both, he has to let both drown as he has a date with his boyfriend...
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Jack
Clearly the only fair thing for him to do is alternate every other day with weekends off.
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contributer24
He must be packin' something nice for them to go at it like that.
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swirlViking
The right choice would have been to walk away.
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jiarb
He chose Rong.
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Sir_Dude
I like how, after he rescues his girlfriend, and his ex is still in there, he just calls his brother and asks him to come save her. "Hey Wu, my brother is on his way to rescue you. He just has to put his pants on, drive halfway across town and then he can jump in and save you. Just don't drown for the next 20 minutes. And pray he doesn't get stuck in traffic!"
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my__name__is
He shouldn't have jumped in at all, shit floats anyway.
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drivebymedia
Might be a red flag somewhere
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kky7
It's China, they are everywhere
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dwolfy
“I became confused about who I wanted so I thought it would be best if we all met and talked about it.” Fuckin rookie mistake
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King_Fuck
If loving you is Rong, I don't wanna be right.
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butthead22
He should have jumped in to see which psycho girl would save him. With any luck, they would all drown.
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MakingFlowers
That was a long way to go for a pun, but I see nothing Rong with it.
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