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This guy has certainly found himself in a.......sticky situation YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But seriously this sounds awful. Help raise awareness for PGAD. 

September 23, 2014
Tripe Burger
My demon is fighting with my angel about what to write here. Best I just leave.
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Guilherme Gonçalves
and im here just thinking "them highlights..."
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Peter Faryma
Poor man, what a hard time he's having.
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Anthony Ware
But my question is: Why is he wearing khakis then?
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Erica Schulz Hansen
Ugh- all the laundry...
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Clark Oliver
Welcome to my 1983, dude.
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stewrules
"...but y'know what? They just keep on cummin'." "Sometimes I have an erection for 3, 4 hours at a time...they just cum and go." "This makes me want to find him some relief." I can't tell if he's bullshitting or if this genuinely cannot be discussed without releasing the puns.
Quesa Dilla
The real tragedy is this guy's haircut.
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palmerry
His father would be so ashamed if he wasnt already dead from laughing to death at the thought of his son uncontrollably jizzing nine times at his own funeral.
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MiamiPower
Yea that was in poor taste. This guy should just make the jump to being a porn star. If I was him I'd nickname myself the Uzi Full Auto.
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neutronstarneko
Weird that the doctor is like 'must be bad, hope you get some help bro'
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steveinaccounting
"No place is safe from his excessive ejaculations." I can't stop laughing. I am going to hell. permalink
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Piginabag
Does he like walk around with soaked pants all day or is he shootin blanks?
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Depends.
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TheMovieMaverick
^ what i came here to ask. I'm guess its mostly dust by the end of the day. Like an old geezer coughing in his rocking chair on his porch.
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fatscat84
Sounds like a evil genie that twisted the wish. Poor guy
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KidCasper
His balls are definitely more dried up than my bank account.
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theuniversalsquid
The hard part for me is looking at the photos just knowing that he is cumming in his pants five times while the photo is being taken.
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Joe Dickinsonn
Must be a hard thing to live with.
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Jennifer Art
I wonder where he finds the time to frost the tips of his sweet ass hair.
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And the best comment, in a landslide, goes to....
iia
Veni, veni, veni."
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