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Taking horseplay to another level. 

Florida Teen Caught Having Intercourse with a Stuffed Pony at Wal-Mart
March 27, 2015
Here's the unbelievable police report....I'm so sorry you have to see this. 

At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.

The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.
Erica Paige
They were just horsing around. No harm, no foal.
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Scott Scharfenberg
I've heard about these type of people. Some say their barn door swings both ways....
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Chris Johnson
I bet the horse felt stuffed.....
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Tara Hummer
Wonder if the cops yelled "Hold your Horses" when they caught him
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mrshatnertoyou
After being arrested, Johnson later confessed in a written statement that he “did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” He also stated, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.” That stuffed animal is going to have to go through some serious therapy.
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slackdastard
The love between a boy and his horse can not be denied.
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PigFarmington
Nothing more romantic than the industrial blinding light of a WalMart warehouse.
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Tiddlesworth
Florida Teen becomes Florida Man.
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aluben_x
Bronies...
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Aidan Hegarty
When he got home after being released on bail, he sat down at the dinner table and his mom placed a plateful of hay in front of him saying... "If it's good enough for your girlfriend, it's good enough for you!"
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Marty Splettstoesser
There is an obvious problem here....I'm sure that public humiliation and exposure will not fix that....Signed...A Therapist
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Andrew Chukerman
You might call it "sexual interhorse."
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Tagged: WTF, Viral, creepy, Florida
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