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Any story starting with "Florida man" is bound to be good. 

Florida Man Kills Neighbor, Takes Dead Body to Lawyer
March 06, 2015
Claiming "he didn't know who to trust", Fort Myers resident John Marshall took the lifeless body of his neighbor, Ted Hubbell, to his attorney, Robert Harris.

Marshall, who arrived to the law office with broken thumbs and teeth, claimed he shot his neighbor out of self-defense due to an ongoing property dispute.

Naturally, the dispute was "about a portable outhouse that Marshall had set up near Hubbell's property". 

Marshall drove 30 miles with his dead neighbor in his pickup to the office. 

Never change, Florida. 

And now, the internet's reaction below:

Herb & Spice
This actually seems rather reasonable...for Florida.
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BENJAMINDOVER666
Florida, America's weiner, never disappoints.
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Brian Bebyn
The best stories always start with "Florida man"
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secretagentman
This is not something that happens every day."- it's Florida, so every other day?
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Cherith McCutestory
Well, the law office is closed on Saturday and Sunday. So, five days a week, at most.
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Joe Twelvepack
Around these parts you ALWAYS have to watch out for those gun toting Buddhist pacifists or they will break your thumbs and teeth, is what my pappy always told me, though he never passed that fancy bar.
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Manifest1
How to get away with murder? Kill someone, take them to your lawyer and admit self defense
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Medieval Knievel
Port-a-potty struggle leads to port-a-body smuggle
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PhallicBaldwin
Better Haul Saul
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Nefertitties
Man, those lawyer retainers are really getting out of control...
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ABBYDELABBEY
Ah, the great state of Florida -- I think all the heat and humidity has gotten to the brains of some folks there ...
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