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If there was anyway to come out and say you have a problem, this is it.

Drunken Sailor Eight Times over Legal Limit Runs Cargo Ship Aground
November 23, 2015
PlatinumDaikenki
Anyone else surprised that he was EIGHT times over the legal limit?
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Leroy_Parker
Yeah, what exactly is the limit? Cause 8 times the driving limit means you died several drinks ago.
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TreesnCats
Nope, 2.71 mg/L breath means well above a 4.00 BAC level, I don't know how he was alive.
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YouDoNotKnowMeBro
Well, at least the sailor was drinking rum. It'd be wrong if he had been shit-faced from anything else.
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TokenTottMann
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? Charge him with hazarding a vessel.
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bleuvoodoo
"Ten minutes after the steering was changed from autopilot to manual at a speed of 13.3 knots when the master arrived and asked the chief officer if he "had been asleep or drinking"." Why not both?
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BVKrustev
A drunk Russian parks his gigantic mode of transportation in the most unappropiate place possible. How is that news?
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CommanderGumball
What do we do with the drunken sailor!?
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assumetehposition
Aw, and then they scrapped the poor ship. It wasn't her fault!
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