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Drunk Secret Service Agents Crashed into White House Barrier
March 12, 2015
A_Meager_Beaver
Whoa whoa whoa, reassigned to "non-supervisory, non-operational assignments"!?!? Come on, now. They only drove into a security barrier at the White House... after drinking... Don't they think that's a bit too harsh?
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CatdogWhisperer
If getting hammered & making an ass of yourself if part of the job, I am highly qualified to be a Secret Service agent.
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PipeSmokingGal
I seem to be too. There are two open positions, wanna apply together?
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Gutbloom
Officer: Who do you guys work for? Agent: *Big sloppy 'shushing' motion with index finger across lip* shhhhhhhhhhh. It'ssss a ssssecret, sssssilly!
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ghostandgoblin
how the hell is Obama still alive with these clowns protecting him?
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╰( ´◔ ω ◔ `)╯
Can you blame them for drinking? Or driving drunk? Or crashing into barriers? Or getting away due to "professional courtesy"? I can't.
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Liquid-X
At this point, Hollywood has everything they need for their newest movie: "Paul Blart: Secret Service Cop"
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Kmuzu
Why is the Secret Service trying to kill the president?
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PeteRR
I blame the barrier.
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awhq
The Secret Service has become the frat house of the personal security world.
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yer_a_DickShit
Maybe the guy that jumped the fence should just drunk drive into the White House. They will usher him right under their wing.
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