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Also was found a mile inland in an alley. Full story: http://bit.ly/1zmz26a

Dolphin Found Dead Doing what it Loved: Sexing Other Dolphins
November 13, 2014
Medieval Knievel
The Prince of Wales famously told the future Dutchess of Corwall that he wanted to be "a dolphin stuffed inside her phone box in Kent."
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IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
"This appears to be an elderly porpoise, which would have had to expend most of his energy reserves to mate—leaving him deathly hungry and cold." It's the Hugh Hefner of....porpoises? Porpoi? Porpae?
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OMG!PONIES!
That's how I want to die - fucking dolphins until I drop dead from exhaustion.
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kate_smash
Porn-poise
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burlivesleftnut
But he only died fucking other male porpoises, though right? Because dolphins are just gay sharks.
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Kenhe Login
At least he died doing what he loved.
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YourUncleMolestsCollies
Also discovered in the area was a loose tuna net investigators believe may have played a role in the auto-erotic asphyxiation of this dolphin. Additional evidence may or not prove conclusive, but a blow-hole plug was also found near the scene. Along with a plastic bag of ground up fugu (known to be an intoxicant among porpoises). Authorities are presently trying to locate the female dolphin. Anyone with information is encouraged to contact the dolphin police @ EEEEEE-EEEE-EEEEEEEE
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tijuanamike
EEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEE ~ Snow Flake. And you can quote him!
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Genius Level Idiots
So in reality, he was the one who was fucked.
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BDCB
Is it victim-blaming to point out that he died on porpoise?
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