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http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/16-doctors-on-the-dumbest-patients-they-have-ever-treated

Doctors Reveal the Most Insanely Ignorant Statements made by Patients
August 01, 2014
Courtney Mckae Cooper
THIS IS WHY KIDS SHOULD TAKE SEX ED PEOPLE. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
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Patrick Salyard
My second wife's grand mother (from the hills of NC) had 12 children, the last one at the age of 40....it was only then that she actually discovered how one got pregnant. I work in a neurosurgery clinic and can tell you that we all hear things like this all the time. I don't believe any of these are made up.
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Kathleen Hardy
My cousin is a pharmacist and she said her first week on the job alone, she had a man come in complaining that his suppositories hurt and he was experiencing anal bleeding. He wasn't unwrapping the suppositories, so he was basically shoving foil up his a@#. I teach adults, and I have to say everyone has different experiences and family cultures. There ARE outliers, and if you work with enough people, you will find them.
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Jazmin Lombera
I would've recommended old fashioned porn for the couple that doesn't know what insertional sex was.
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zannab
A woman was given suppositories for constipation and returned in about a week complaining they were not working and TASTED awful. true story
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noellerdance
I read this one doctors story, and they said a man came in saying he didn’t know why his wife was pregnant. He held his breath.. He though holding his breath would suffocate the sperm
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morganmce
I was once a camp counselor at a summer camp for preteens. One year, a girl got her period—her first, and the first of all the girls in my cabin. Anyway, camp ended Anna a year went by. I had the same group of girls, and another one had her first period. Before I could consol and explain to her what it was, the girl from the previous year proceeded to explain that she was possessed, and that the blood was jesus’ way of cleansing the devil out of her. I was stuck with 4 menstruating girls crying over being possessed for 2 weeks.
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Jo Bromilow
What the heck were the couple who were trying to conceive ACTUALLY doing?
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Tom Finnie
Imagine how awkward it must be to explain to someone that their foot isn't going to grow back.
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Magdalena Zięba
you are not a lizard, Harry.
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Kieran 'Kiwi' Bailey
Props to the doctors who had to explain to these patients in a serious manner. I would have been as sarcastic as fuck.
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