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You gotta have some balls to nut up and teste the limits with a stunt like this. 

Disgruntled Teen Worker Rubs Balls on Hawaiian Pizza
September 16, 2014
CascadeHawk
Sometimes you can just look at a mugshot and think, "yes, that person looks like someone who has loved many a food item. That right there is a food fucker."
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hatch
out of curiosity where is the threshold age where the answer could reasonably be "no i did not know"
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OMG!PONIES!
Rendering a "Hawaiian" pizza unfit for consumption is not a crime. It's a goddamn service to humanity.
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Shut Up!
Perhaps the customer failed to mention what kind of cheese they wanted on their pie.
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burlivesleftnut
In Thailand you pay extra for that!
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Milton Berle's Cock
That was a ballsy thing to do.
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UncleCCClaudius
Stupid kid. He could have made better money on the open market with his scrotum.
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Global Beet
If you put pineapple on a pizza you deserve to get ball-flavored crust.
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JujyMonkey
based on my experiences with inedible chain-store pizza, having someone rub their balls on a pie is an improvement.
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Spangarang
This could have been dangerous. What if the customer had a nut allergy?
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DodgerBruin
Hawaiian pizza tastes like balls anyway
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HeinousAnus
I'm sitting here thinking about 6 or 7 years from now when he goes out into the world to get a real job, and they do a background check, and they find out that he RUBBED HIS BALLS ON A PIZZA. That's gonna be hard to explain away during the interview.
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thehunchbackofnotredwayne
Pizza Kid: Sorry I thought you wanted Bofa on yours. Customer: Whats Bofa?? Pizza Kid: Bofa deez nuts!
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TheCatBastetCameBack
Maybe he's just really enthusiastic about his product.
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gonzoni
Good work. Anyone getting pineapple on a pizza deserves to eat it with some errant scrotum berry bits encrusted within.
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underscored3
This kid looks like he could have been voted most likely to rub his balls on your food in high school.
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NotOkay
I can also tell by his thick dark mop he's got some hairy-ass balls.
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RCCola
"So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza?" I don't really have anything to add. This is just a really, really great sentence.
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Tagged: WTF, Viral, Stupid, Disgusting
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