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Lighten up, dad. 

Dad Accidentally Eats Daughter's Pot Brownies, Goes to Hospital Fearing a Stroke
March 30, 2015
Kids, you're getting to be too reckless with where you're leaving your pot brownies.

A 58-year-old Michigan man went to the hospital last week fearing that he was having symptoms of a stroke. Fortunately for him, that wasn't the case. At all.

Instead, he had only ingested his 17-year-old daughter's brownies. Her pot brownies, to be exact.

Rather than laugh this off, Oakland County Undersheriff Mike McCabe intends to prosecute the high schooler to the fullest extent of the law, proclaiming, "She's 17 and an adult in the eyes of the law. She's not going to get it light, no. This will be a lesson for her and everybody else."

This writer's opinion? Get this guy some pot brownies and mellow out, rather than ruin a girl's life before it started because of marijuana.
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I ate a plate of rice krispy treats in college. I didn't know they had pot in them and left a $10 on the counter for the housemate who had left town for a full weekend leaving them uncovered in a common area. When I realized what happened I texted an apology and offered to pay for them. The next six hours were fucking rough. The only safe place was the bathtub. I felt like a dog in a thunderstorm.
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BendersCasino
"She put them in the kitchen but didn't expect anyone to eat them," Was she high when thinking that? She had to be high... I mean, come on!
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Jeffrey Dziuban
Note to parents: If your child unexpectedly makes brownies - or other baked gods - they may be for a bake sale, or a sick friend, or a birthday party. Ask before eating. If you do not ask, do not eat half the batch. Considering that the father is 58, born in 1956-57, this whole situation could have been resolved with a Jimi Hendrix album, or maybe some Carpenters, or the Beatles.
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5in1K
Well at least the law will ruin her life for an issue that should be dealt with in family.
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lysolmotoroil
2000 dollar fine and up to a year in jail... WTF!! Still kinda funny thinking about her explaining to her father that "No Dad, you are just baked "
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RandomMandarin
Oh my god, I smell toast! I really am having a stroke! I could sure go for some toast.
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feastofcrows
Guess you could say he...bit off more than he could chew
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geyserwilhelm
To be fair, most people lose their shit the first time they eat pot brownies.
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Lyric Thompson
Police told ClickOnDetroit that the brownies have tested posted for marijuana. McCabe said the girl will be prosecuted and “she’s not going to get it light.” Of course she's not going to get off light.. Lets by all means ruin this young girls life for making pot brownies..
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wallyworlderca
I wish my daughter would leave some laying around
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diamondsealtd
She should have told dad the truth, put on The Matrix for him and went out and got him White Castles. Yeah...that'd be cool.
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