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I can 99.9% guarantee Cristiano Ronaldo was advising the sculpter. 

Cristiano Ronaldo's Bronze Statue is Big in All the Wrong Places
December 22, 2014
10Banners
Its probably just a cucumber wrapped in foil ....
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Karlton
"Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Features A Big Ol' Bulging Dick" ...It also features Ronaldo's penis.
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StuartScottsEye
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a fuckin' weirdly big dick for god knows what reason.
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jbud
Don't act like you're not impressed.
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Enjoys_A_Good_Shart
Why does it have a boner? I understand it may be difficult to make it look like Ronaldo, but surely it's easy to not give a statue a boner.
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the_strangerdanger
The erection of a massive new statue or the massive erection of a new statue
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SufferingSaxifrage
Just wait a few years until that's the shiny part of the statue
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WaxOnWhackOff
Unfortunately, that bronze dick has zero golden balls.
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