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Cockatoos usually just repeat what their owners are saying, so I'd get the police or a priest to this person's house immediately. 

February 23, 2015
Elana Slesnick
0:10 "I WANT NIPPLES AND DIET COKE AND FOUR BEERS FOREVER"
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SwampMidget
call a priest
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Webhoard
Can't find a priest. But there might be a cardinal nearby.
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sirbikesalot
If I ever had a cockatoo I would train it to run around screaming "9/11 was an inside job" and stuff like that. Then I would train it to stop when it had tinfoil on its head. That would be fun at parties.
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rottenartist
It sounds like Danny in The Shining yelling "REDRUM REDRUM!"
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agentneuron
Sounds like my ex wife.
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boo4842
I've never hear the anti vaccination argument put so eloquently.
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suki3275
this is basically what its like to have children
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Paul Rogers
This is what men hear trying to rationalize with women. 
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CiNiC
The parrot lives in the same house as a 9 year old CoD player.
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blame_it_on_my_add
its all fun and games till those demons he's calling show up
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