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If I only....got some brain. 

Argentinian Man Found Dead After Having Sex with his Scarecrow
April 06, 2015
GentlemanIntheSuit
"depraved sex fiend" Excellent journalism right there.
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hugh_jascaulk
"puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it" I always thought the scarecrow wanted a brain
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complex_reduction
Christ that's a bit of a low blow isn't it? The poor lonely bastard dies banging a transsexual barnyard sex doll, so you publish his name and cause of death. Clearly he wasn't enough of a social outcast in life.
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Jade_Pornsurge
he was out standing in his field.
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sourspicyDelicious
I love how they put his name in the article, definitely something you would like to be remembered for.
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H0useHark0nnen
The world's first Hay Crime.
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Idi Gourmet
I would not be just a nuffin' His hiney I'd be stuffin' His a.s.s all full of pain I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a brain
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Terry washere
I'm thinking the Tin Man came along and took the position.
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Mike Malkan
Argentina... where the men are men and the scarecrows are scared...
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Mork Encino's Thick Pelt
50 Shades of Hay
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Nefertitties
I was going to suggest that we shouldn't judge this man considering all of the equality issues that we are constantly fighting for everyday in the sexual arena. But really, it's a straw man argument.
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Defender90CA
At least he died doing what he loved.
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gaugeinvariance
This is hilarious -- from the article: Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: "[The body] was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis." Because the precise length of the strap-on penis is of central importance to the discussion!
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secretagentman
ScareHo.
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